dream a little dream of me.  Well, thank the fucking gods I finally had a fun dream.  I slept all day, and I was rewarded very well.  WOOHOO!

I had a crazy dream.  I was staying with my aunt, but it wasn't my aunt's real house, it was crazier.  I slept in this little square bed.  Pat and Ben were there, and Ben was dating a bottle of floor-cleaner, and I unscrewed her lid and dumped her out, and mopped the floor.  Ben said we needed a push broom.  I was thinking more of a push squeegie.  At one point, I had a hammer, and there were lots of people chasing me around at a gas station, and I was running around bashing them in the heads with my hammer.  Then I found a very good place to hide, way up on top of one of the gas pumps.  I found some of my panties in the median of the road, and I traveled around the roads on wheels on my belly, along with a lot of Ashley's clothes, and she was there and said she'd bring 'em home, because I had to get back to have a shower.  There was some sort of game with two teams and a volleyball net, It seems like we were heaving a basketball around.  That's about all I remember except Ben and I leaning over this square hole in the floor, looking at people down below, or maybe we were looking at bottles of cleaning products.  I don't remember.  Fucked up dream.  Oh yeah, there was also a part where my mom and I, and one more person, I don't remember who, were four-wheeling up this crazy little dirt road in a gold dodge avenger, and we were making it just fine until we saw this huge tree in the middle of the road, with huge roots that stuck up out of the ground, and we tried to get around it, but the car turned up on its side, and then just did a 180 on that little dirt road, and it tore the bottom out of the car and I scraped my foot up on some rocks below.  Okay, that's really all I can remember right now.  Yaaay dreams! 

Psycho-analyze that one, mister.