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  <dc:date>2005-08-02T01:08:22-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[WOO!]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif">Show your boobies!  I want my Jerry beads.  </font></p><p><font face="Georgia"></font> </p><p><font face="Georgia">First off, I've missed out on some pretty good...</p>
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  <dc:date>2005-05-17T01:05:17-05:00</dc:date>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>Yaaaay!  I'm snuck on this hyere ol' intro-web.  I'm excited.  So I'm going to West Virginia very soon.  Yay again.  I miss my motherfucking mountains.  I've been working way too much and going out and drinking...</p>
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  <dc:date>2005-04-20T02:04:23-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[She said "uugh," and caressed me down,]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>She said &quot;ugh,&quot; and it's that lovin' sound.</p><p>I'm feelin' good, in case you're keeping tabs.  I went to the movies with a guy from work tonight, and the movies were fancy, and big, and there were lots...</p>
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  <dc:date>2005-04-18T01:04:01-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Our god is an awesome god...]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>Awesome.  Gnarly, dude.  Hang fucking ten.  </p><p>Well, my gods.  My grandparents have taken this unternet battle a step further and they actually removed a wire from behind the phone jack.  They went to a lot...</p>
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  <dc:date>2005-04-17T03:04:26-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[She only drinks coffee at midnight...]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>when the moment is not right.  Well, my grandparents are crazier than five kinds of hell.  My mamaw gets the shits if I get on the internet, and she stealthily stole the cord I use to connect my modem to the phone...</p>
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  <dc:date>2005-04-15T02:04:28-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[Woohoo, work!]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>Well, I got to go back to work today, after my little Indianan vacation.  I'm glad, because I have nothing better to do with my time than schmooze and make money.  This one guy asked for my number, so I gave it to...</p>
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  <dc:date>2005-04-13T10:04:13-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[...and my daddy said "Son, you're gonna drive me to drinkin',]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>if you don't stop drivin' that hot rod Lincoln.&quot;  &quot;Hot Rod Lincoln,&quot; by the late great Johnny Cash.</p><p>So I went out in my pajamas in the rain earlier today to go to the Kangaroo and get me some...</p>
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  <dc:date>2005-04-12T06:04:15-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[I don't need no education!]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>Well, I've been out of high school for almost two years now, and I must say, I couldn't feel better about it.  High school was the most fucked up, hierarchial, football player-dick sucking bunch of bullshit I've...</p>
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  <dc:date>2005-04-11T11:04:58-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[He's a magic man...]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>Yeah, he's got magic hands.  That's a song called &quot;Magic Man&quot; by Heart, you've probably heard it sometime.  That song will always make me think of Chris Yagel, and how we did it one hot summer night in...</p>
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  <dc:date>2005-04-07T12:04:30-05:00</dc:date>
  <title><![CDATA[I'm goin' to the chapel, and I'm...]]></title>
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  <description><![CDATA[<p><p>gonna watch 'em get married.  I'm in Indiana for my aunt's wedding.  Marriage, blah.  Not impressed with it, it's basically just an agreement between church and state, neither of which I'm thrilled with.  One...</p>
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