tastes so good in muh bellly.  Have you heard about this shit?  In Medina County, Ohio, there's a kid who attends the elementary school who's allergic to nuts.  It's a pretty common thing, actually, people being allergic to nuts.  If you've ever done any amount of reading at Dairy Queen, you'll know what I'm talking about.  So anyway, the superintendant (Craig somebody) there has suggested a "ban" on peanut butter, and I'm assuming nutty foods.  No kisses with almonds, no peanut butter, no cashew halves, no nutty buddy bars.  What the fuck?!  I still eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches several times a week, so I'm glad I'm not in grade school anymore and I'm glad I don't live in Ohio.  There's talk about making the ban statewide, but no disciplinary action has been taken against students who wheel and deal their peanut butter, nut products and by-products.

Hey, I've got a novel idea.  How about this kid go about his/her school day without eating nutty things?  I've never heard of anyone getting sick from airborne nut vapors, but maybe I'm crazy...

This is just another example of the needs of one person affecting the rights of lots of other people.  For instance, I break out in hives and cursing fits when people fail to signal when changing lanes and I almost hit them.  Sound like a personal problem to you?  Me too.  Maybe no one else should be allowed to drive.  Yeah, that's the ticket.  Man. 

If you live in Medina County, Ohio, write your Craig and tell him what a dumbass he is.  He needs to be demoted to a totally shitty job, like...janitor, bus driver, or teacher, where he can put his problem-solving expertise to better use.

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